PHOTO PROMPT © Dale Rogerson
“I have to solve a puzzle if I want to get into Heaven?” Henry was standing next to St. Peter who was really a short, balding Jewish guy named Shimon bar Yonah and told a lot of Dad jokes.
“Not a puzzle,” said Shimon. “A reflection of how you treated Hashem and faith in life. Hey, what kind of shoes do frogs wear?”
“Never mind the jokes, Pet…uh, Shimon. Oh wait.”
“Open-toad sandals.” The gatekeeper started laughing maniacally.
“Traffic going down has priority,” said Henry. “Is that right?
“Got it. Too much traffic going down, not that much going up.”
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