“I really hate these damn toys, Bob,” said Hank the propane barbecue on the left.
“Me too,” replied Bob, the one on the right. “They make too much damn noise and that motorized one is especially irritating. Kids should not be disturbing the sanctity of the backyard.
“Shall we consume them?” Hank asked eagerly.
“Won’t they melt and gum us up?” observed Bob.
“Hadn’t thought of that,” said Hank. “How about flamethrower action?”
“Yeah!” They opened their mouths and threw out white-hot flames of destruction.
Hours later, the firefighters had put out the blaze much to Hank and Bob’s chagrin.









