Grandpa Ted was grousing to himself how kids these days didn’t know how to unscrew and drain a hose before the first freeze when he stopped mid-complaint.
“Now how the heck did that faucet get left on and how did flowing water freeze?”
He recalled old photos of Niagara Falls frozen over but it sure hadn’t been that cold last night over at his son’s house, even with snow on the ground.
He fumbled his smartphone out of his pocket, took a look at the news, and then laughed. Of course those damned politicians were denying the next ice age.









