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“Oops.” Twenty-year-old Calvin Weiss wiped a clump of dark hair out of his eyes with one hand while balancing his grandfather’s mystic tome in the other. “That isn’t what I wanted.”
“I keep telling you Cal, it’s long-A on the umlaut and short-A on the tilde. Geez, will you ever get it right? The pudgy racoon reached into Cal’s backpack sitting near the discolored tree trunk and pulled out another beer. Popping the tab, he took a swallow. “That’s better.”
“Not better for me, Tubby. I was supposed to summon the wood Fae out of this tree, not dye it.”
Happy New Year. It’s Wednesday and time once again to participate in Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ 10 January 2025 edition of Friday Fictioneers. The idea is to use the image at the top to inspire a poem or short story no more than 100 words long. My word count is exactly 100.
I mined my current WIP for this one, a young wizard who inherited his grandfather’s mystic tome without being taught how to use it. Since you get the animal familiar you deserve, Cal’s familiar is an alcoholic, pizza-devouring, chubby racoon with nicotine stained paws.
Sounds like fun.
To read other stories based on the prompt, visit inlinkz.
Promotional image for “Shoot the Devil 3: Militia of Martyrs”
My short story “The Book of Names” is now available in the anthology Shoot the Devil 3: Martyr’s Militia. It’s a collection of tales chronicling the ages old battle of good vs. evil, mainly from a Christian perspective.
My story is a little more circumspect, although it does lean heavily on demonology and how the final utterance of one Name will defeat all evil. I hope some of you pick up a copy and have a read. Thanks.
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A little more practice, a little more beer, and he’ll be fine
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Who, Calvin or Tubby? 😀
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LOL, you gotta be careful with those vowels.
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More like cantillation marks, but yes.
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Pronunciation is everything!!
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Especially in magic.
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Especially! Most of us have seen Harry Potter and Hermione specifying the how to 🙂
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Actually, I haven’t. I’ve never seen any of the movies. I tried to read the first book but quit after three pages. Couldn’t get into it.
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It took me three tries to start but once I got in, I devoured them.
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A boozy racoon. I think our boy drinks too much.
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The racoon certainly does.
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Maybe next time let the racoon do it.
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In his condition???
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Thanks for the laugh 🙂
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You’re welcome, Linda.
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I have trouble pronouncing some of those words too. A few more beers and maybe Tubby can slur the syllables correctly (or not).
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There’s one way to find out. Thanks.
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interesting take on the prompt
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Thanks.
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Exactly why I never took up magic!
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I know, right?
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Pronunciation can be so critical. Don’t hand me the mystic tome…hehe.
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This one fell into Cal’s hands by accident along with the racoon.
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fun story. if only i can learn to pronounce those words. 🙂
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He’s learning.
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This was fun, James! Like reading a Guardians of the Galaxy spin-off.
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Never thought of it that way, Nancy. Thanks.
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Fun story. It’s probably not a good thing when one’s drunken racoon familiar is the smart one.
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I know, right?
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That raccoon is some character! Fun story.
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Thanks.
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